Beri good ways to make class more fun
Raj Beri, WG'07
Issue date: 4/9/07 Section: Perspectives
Let's face it: We're over the whole class thing at this point.
For 2nd Years, we're ready to coast into retirement and these pesky classes are getting in the way of our round-the-clock partying, Monday night trips to AC and daytime drinking in Rittenhouse square. It's Post-Term baby and that means we want to party hard and treat classes like we did in Pre-Term.
For 1st Years, these are the dog days. You've figured out this whole school thing, realized it's all about test-taking skills at Wharton and not actually learning. Most of you are ready for the summer and the bankers are eagerly anticipating being somebody's "female dog" for 10 weeks. Class attendance is as high on your priority list as personal hygiene is for Europeans.
But I say that it does not have to be that way. We paid for these classes and it is our duty to attend. That being said, here are a few ways to make class more bearable these last two weeks.
Continuously wink at your Professor during class. If the Professor is of the opposite sex this can be fun. If they are of the same sex it can be really fun. To take it up a notch, follow up with a little licking of the lips action while rubbing your upper chest in a circular motion and finish it off with a "Call me" hand gestures and an air-kiss.
Now, on the off-chance that the Professor seems into what you're doing and reciprocates, report him or her to the appropriate authorities because I am pretty sure this behavior is against some school policy. Unless, of course, you really dig the Professor, in which case I suggest an after class rendezvous with red wine and Barry White or a quickie in the faculty lounge.
Use class time to catch up on all those Lost and 24 Episodes you missed because you were out the night before. All it takes is a laptop and some headphones. Try to look inconspicuous, though, by not shouting things at the screen like "He's one of the Others! Can't you see it?!! It's so obvious!" or, "Wow, Jack Bauer looks remarkably fresh and clean shaven for someone who hasn't slept in a day and just got out of a Chinese prison."
For 2nd Years, we're ready to coast into retirement and these pesky classes are getting in the way of our round-the-clock partying, Monday night trips to AC and daytime drinking in Rittenhouse square. It's Post-Term baby and that means we want to party hard and treat classes like we did in Pre-Term.
For 1st Years, these are the dog days. You've figured out this whole school thing, realized it's all about test-taking skills at Wharton and not actually learning. Most of you are ready for the summer and the bankers are eagerly anticipating being somebody's "female dog" for 10 weeks. Class attendance is as high on your priority list as personal hygiene is for Europeans.
But I say that it does not have to be that way. We paid for these classes and it is our duty to attend. That being said, here are a few ways to make class more bearable these last two weeks.
Continuously wink at your Professor during class. If the Professor is of the opposite sex this can be fun. If they are of the same sex it can be really fun. To take it up a notch, follow up with a little licking of the lips action while rubbing your upper chest in a circular motion and finish it off with a "Call me" hand gestures and an air-kiss.
Now, on the off-chance that the Professor seems into what you're doing and reciprocates, report him or her to the appropriate authorities because I am pretty sure this behavior is against some school policy. Unless, of course, you really dig the Professor, in which case I suggest an after class rendezvous with red wine and Barry White or a quickie in the faculty lounge.
Use class time to catch up on all those Lost and 24 Episodes you missed because you were out the night before. All it takes is a laptop and some headphones. Try to look inconspicuous, though, by not shouting things at the screen like "He's one of the Others! Can't you see it?!! It's so obvious!" or, "Wow, Jack Bauer looks remarkably fresh and clean shaven for someone who hasn't slept in a day and just got out of a Chinese prison."
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JP
posted 10/22/07 @ 4:53 PM EST
tat was wierd.. yall are so cool, i love butterflies and i am 16, i am a guy l0l well yea and i have a gf she is 12, but thi8nks i am 11 so i like butterflies they are so cute, and they taste good too. (Continued…)
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