Top 10 Radical Changes Proposed in Wharton's 125th Year.
Dean Chen, WG'07
Issue date: 11/20/06 Section: Insider
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10. Dean Harker begins wearing tall ornate hat; denies idea was stolen from the Pope.
9. ABP staff to be replaced by slow and surly vending machines.
8. TAP project now requires a 3 week missionary experience converting companies who don't see the value of an MBA.
7. Bulkpack distributions leaps from 1969 technology (photocopies) to bleeding edge 1993 technology (pdf).
6. New "Investment Banking" major allows first years to concentrate on recruiting by requiring no classes in Q2/Q3.
5. Wharton purchases 1500 Locust and rebrands it as official MBA housing; rent triples and administration introduces 10-cent elevator usage fee.
4. New campus in Miami Beach opened for Whalasa/Europa members. All clocks set 10 hours slow to ensure student promptness.
3. To more accurately reflect current political conditions, Huntsman hall to be repainted blue, with 150-foot pink peace sign on roof.
2. Special activity fee levied to fund revolutionary new "stapler" technology at printing stations.
1. GAPSA to imitate Budweiser "Born-on-Date" freshness system when screening Wharton entrants at grad school mixers; cut-off date: 1983.
9. ABP staff to be replaced by slow and surly vending machines.
8. TAP project now requires a 3 week missionary experience converting companies who don't see the value of an MBA.
7. Bulkpack distributions leaps from 1969 technology (photocopies) to bleeding edge 1993 technology (pdf).
6. New "Investment Banking" major allows first years to concentrate on recruiting by requiring no classes in Q2/Q3.
5. Wharton purchases 1500 Locust and rebrands it as official MBA housing; rent triples and administration introduces 10-cent elevator usage fee.
4. New campus in Miami Beach opened for Whalasa/Europa members. All clocks set 10 hours slow to ensure student promptness.
3. To more accurately reflect current political conditions, Huntsman hall to be repainted blue, with 150-foot pink peace sign on roof.
2. Special activity fee levied to fund revolutionary new "stapler" technology at printing stations.
1. GAPSA to imitate Budweiser "Born-on-Date" freshness system when screening Wharton entrants at grad school mixers; cut-off date: 1983.
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