Top 10 Reasons why the Foam Party was better than Hell Week
Dean Chen, WG'07
Issue date: 10/2/06 Section: Insider
10. It's almost impossible for Director's List gunners to logically reference heteroskedacity while doing the Harlem Shake.
9. Throwback 80's music is 43% more awesome than Prof. Robert "Spicoli" Stine's vintage T&C surf factory t-shirts.
8. Unlike at the MGEC midterm, "I've got something in my eye" is a credible excuse for crying in the bathroom at the Foam Party.
7. Walking out of North Philadelphia nightclub at 2am on Friday night while wearing soaked swimwear and 5-inch stiletto heels significantly less dangerous than fighting Wharton undergrads for Huntsman Hall study rooms (at 2am on Friday night).
6. 200 horsepower blower at exit of Shampoo nightclub easily removes soap and bubbles from night of dancing. Sweat, face grease and coffee breath after 10-hour marketing case-not so much.
5. If you lose your dinner after one too many frou-frou gin & tonics, the foam will cover for you. Not so at Pub. (Bonus Tip: avoid the chunky foam)
4. Swallowing noxious mixture of recycled soap and industrial water a better nutritional decision than eating sushi prepared in the back of a truck.
3. Pounding bass-line limits communication to nods, grunts and blank smiles, improving learning team decision timeline by factor of three. "Achtung! Que? Ni how maaa? Absolutely, I'm with you. Let's do it!"
2. Unique club motif eliminates pesky "showering" requirement. Because everyone was definitely showering during Hell Week.
1. Reward for successful night at Foam party: new friends and lasting memories. Reward for successful completion of Hell Week: OPIM 621.
9. Throwback 80's music is 43% more awesome than Prof. Robert "Spicoli" Stine's vintage T&C surf factory t-shirts.
8. Unlike at the MGEC midterm, "I've got something in my eye" is a credible excuse for crying in the bathroom at the Foam Party.
7. Walking out of North Philadelphia nightclub at 2am on Friday night while wearing soaked swimwear and 5-inch stiletto heels significantly less dangerous than fighting Wharton undergrads for Huntsman Hall study rooms (at 2am on Friday night).
6. 200 horsepower blower at exit of Shampoo nightclub easily removes soap and bubbles from night of dancing. Sweat, face grease and coffee breath after 10-hour marketing case-not so much.
5. If you lose your dinner after one too many frou-frou gin & tonics, the foam will cover for you. Not so at Pub. (Bonus Tip: avoid the chunky foam)
4. Swallowing noxious mixture of recycled soap and industrial water a better nutritional decision than eating sushi prepared in the back of a truck.
3. Pounding bass-line limits communication to nods, grunts and blank smiles, improving learning team decision timeline by factor of three. "Achtung! Que? Ni how maaa? Absolutely, I'm with you. Let's do it!"
2. Unique club motif eliminates pesky "showering" requirement. Because everyone was definitely showering during Hell Week.
1. Reward for successful night at Foam party: new friends and lasting memories. Reward for successful completion of Hell Week: OPIM 621.
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