Top 10 WGA Accounting Scandal Losers
Dean Chen, WG'07
Issue date: 9/25/06 Section: Insider
10. African Student Union budget slashed by $405, triggering default on capital lease obligations to MBA Cafe. Greater China Club Special Situations Group acquires ASU clubhouse and launches WG'08 OPIM helpdesk.
9. Gaming club cancels blowout "It's springtime; let's buy soap and take a shower" party.
8. $5000 Wine club operating loss necessitates 12% drop in purchases from 19th/Chestnut PA state liquor store (down from high of 20,000 Thunderbird/Yellowtail Valu-Paks in 2005).
7. Wharton Journal to liquidate entire undergraduate layout staff , effecting process improvement by outsourcing all production duties to psychotic MGMT 652 TAP project teams.
6. Leadership fellows forced to buy discount beer at Smokey Joe's "sink or swim" Wednesday nights. Totally out of their control. Yep.
5. Wharton Crew Club unable to fund ongoing purchase of Sperry Marine topsiders and LaCoste polo shirts. Bloody revolt ensues; hundreds of collars tragically un-popped.
4. Dance studio clothing budget cut by $80. Fabric for costumes now sourced from private-label dental floss retailers.
3. WWIB annual "Champagne and Chocolate" mixer at the Ritz-Carlton Philadelphia no longer socially responsible; event re-branded as "125th anniversary Colt .45 and Candy Corn hour at Drinker's Pub."
2. West Coast Club faces drastic cuts in transportation budget. 2006-2007 West Coast Trek to consist of trolley ride to 69th/Market.
1. ABP staff recalled from monthly "Customer Service Fundamentals" team-building retreats in the Catskills. Training replaced with previous course. ("You hate Philly, and Philly hatesyou: A one-step guide to serving MBAs.")
9. Gaming club cancels blowout "It's springtime; let's buy soap and take a shower" party.
8. $5000 Wine club operating loss necessitates 12% drop in purchases from 19th/Chestnut PA state liquor store (down from high of 20,000 Thunderbird/Yellowtail Valu-Paks in 2005).
7. Wharton Journal to liquidate entire undergraduate layout staff , effecting process improvement by outsourcing all production duties to psychotic MGMT 652 TAP project teams.
6. Leadership fellows forced to buy discount beer at Smokey Joe's "sink or swim" Wednesday nights. Totally out of their control. Yep.
5. Wharton Crew Club unable to fund ongoing purchase of Sperry Marine topsiders and LaCoste polo shirts. Bloody revolt ensues; hundreds of collars tragically un-popped.
4. Dance studio clothing budget cut by $80. Fabric for costumes now sourced from private-label dental floss retailers.
3. WWIB annual "Champagne and Chocolate" mixer at the Ritz-Carlton Philadelphia no longer socially responsible; event re-branded as "125th anniversary Colt .45 and Candy Corn hour at Drinker's Pub."
2. West Coast Club faces drastic cuts in transportation budget. 2006-2007 West Coast Trek to consist of trolley ride to 69th/Market.
1. ABP staff recalled from monthly "Customer Service Fundamentals" team-building retreats in the Catskills. Training replaced with previous course. ("You hate Philly, and Philly hatesyou: A one-step guide to serving MBAs.")
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